if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin
I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird
do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.