becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..
oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
[BEATBOXES INTENSELY] WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE
WoAh I FEEL unsteady
remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though
those were the fucking funniest parts
the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney